Note: With thanks to Gevlon for trolling, and Tobold for actually taking the challenge.
Pst! Hey, you! Come over ‘ere, I’ve got something to show you.
You heard about this little gizmo? The Super Snapper FX? Yeah, that’s the one. You – what? You’ve used one? What for?
Huh, well how about that? Well, it turns out you can take pictures of things besides turtles, too. Here, check this out.
Eh? Eh? What do you think, you like that? No? OK, OK maybe dwarfs should keep their clothes on. But wait, you look like a worldly-type man, eh? You’ve been around. Maybe you like things a little more…exotic, am I right? Eh? Eh?
Yeah, I thought so. Take a look at this! Troll women are pretty nice eh? If you get past the tusks that is. And those hands…heh heh. Wait, wait! Don’t go anywhere! I can see you are a man of the highest taste, and I have some very tasty – err, tasteful, yeah that’s it – tasteful pictures right here.
Check this out. These came direct from the pleasure palaces of Quel’Thalas itself! Eh? What do you think, you want to buy some?
Eh? What’s that?
Well, sure they’re girls.
I mean, look at that, right there! It’s clearly…
...
Well, I think they’re girls.
Ah, what the hell, you'll never know the difference, anyway. Am I right? Eh? Eh?
Wait! Come back! I've got goblins and gnomes with a worgen, I've got...damn.
...
I think they're girls....
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